Which word is "better"?

This is an entirely subjective, democratic, anonymous, human-powered random sorting algorithm for a list of words from "best" word to "worst" word. Please search words if you don't know them, to reduce error noise in the data. This is just your opinion. Pick a word! If you're anything like me you'll be learning a lot of words.

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Why are you doing this to us?

I am collecting these votes in a sort algorithm on a long list of English words. You may click here to see the current list. I plan to use this list in a weighted markov-chain text generator for use as a chatbot, so that it will be more likely to say happily positive, on-topic nonsense. The code is at index.tpl and swap.c. Which words do you want the bot to use?